If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

(via confirmance)


dangruchy:

if it is ur birthday happy birthday and if it isnt happy existing day

(via greetings)


taylorswift:

youareinloves:

taylor swift is like that aunt that tries to be “hip” with the young’ns and “with the times” and then asks you what does bae stand for and after you tell her she starts calling everything bae even the lamp next to the couch

HEY YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAMP NEXT TO MY COUCH AND I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT IS, IN FACT, VERY MUCH BAE.

(via camilascabello)


helltothenaw:

paainfully:

I love the earthy colors in this outfit, but I didn’t really have anywhere to wear it so pictures will do.
Also the manager of the local sushi place was so impressed with my shitty japanese that he gave me his number, that made my day lol.

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(via ruinedchildhood)



(via laughtime)


cramp:

fuck you ellen, trying to play me like that, i trusted you, watch your back, this ain’t over

(via intensional)


Speaking dos languages diferentes in a sentence because eres a multicultural motherfucker.

(via thebandhaim)


canni8al:

so i was trying to find a picture of a bird that is big so i searched “big bird” but forgot he was a character

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so i went back and typed in “a large bird” and HE IS STILL HERE LOOKIN SAD LIKE I DIDN’T WANT HIM

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(via confirmance)


(via intensional)